You know, I hate to admit it, but now that I’ve heard how bad this game is...I really want to play it!!

Couldn’t help but switch this up a little.

I am always as tall as possible and as skinny as possible. Every single time.

You either quit playing after 20 minutes or you need to go back and finish the other half of the game that’s beneath the surface.

Bonus feature: lift the lid and take a shit in it!

Some people genuinely enjoy using guns to shoot inanimate objects for sport, and in a different, better world, that’d be too bad, and they’d have to do something else instead.

I wish it could flash faster

The launch of the previous console generation brought us HD gaming, higher development and marketing costs, a $60 price tag and downloadable $2.50 horse armor. This current generation brings us even more beautiful games, even higher development and marketing costs and yet the $60 price tag remains. Adjusted for…