like...fuck

Yeah, but you gotta figure that the folks who are attending a World Series game are reasonably affluent, especially in the suite sections where Trump was. And as they announced the death of the ISIS leader that morning (with Trump personally performing the five finger exploding heart technique on the guy), maybe he…

Shocking that the owner of a sports team in 2019 with a racial slur for a nickname would do something shitty. To a white guy, I mean.

after he hands him an ice cream cone:

he offered to go get ice cream with the kid to patch things up.

Doesn’t matter 

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

Yes. Because watching ManU win year after year and knowing they would win it all by September made it very exciting to watch the EPL in the 2000's, until May. Remember the ONE TIME Borussia Dortmund challenged Bayern Munchen that ONE year? So exciting. There is nothing more exciting than watching Real Madrid and…

As someone who just recently got into doing cosplay, the best advice I can give is to just DO IT. Go and try to make a thing. It’ll suck the first time, and probably the second or third unless you get lucky. But, sucking at something is the first step to getting good at something, and even if you’re not Kotaku gallery…

Man, these guys really won’t defend anything.

That’s nothing. Mike McCarthy has been an uncredited extra in every episode of Diners, Drive-ins and Dives.

My favorite Father John McCain song is Fun Times in Blabylon

I have always hoped for Mark Ruffalo to hook up with Janeane Garofalo, just so Jezebel could call them Garofaluffalo.

Arya is now the Day King, master of karate and friendship for everyone.

So Iraq was just Mogadishu 2: More Embarrassing Military Boogaloo.

She’s familiar with a certain one eyed warrior. 

You’re confused. Sansa is just a character, Sophie Turner is the actress (and powerful psychic Mutant possessed by a cosmic entity with godlike powers) who plays her.

I was born to a non-practicing, Jewish family. East coast, liberal, thinks education is a good thing; you know the type.