Corny monster.

This mostly reminds people how few quality moments there are spread across 22 entire movies

Best skit ever. Give the Asian delegation credit, they saw value in the Wu-Tang Clan and grabbed them.

Imagine saying something so confidently and being so wrong.  You should head to a muni course on the weekend some time.

Or the economy crashed because he stopped winning Majors.

Think about it.

Take it away, Ezra:

You laugh, but Ty Lue checks all the boxes for this organization:

Fuck me gently, that’s Jamie Holzhauer! I was in the same gifted program in Naperville that he was, but then my family moved to a little town outside Joliet (where Nick Offerman’s dad was my social studies teacher).

I think that was exactly the point.

I love love love this comment. It’s so easy for gamers to dismiss anything that gets to the level of popularity Fortnite has achieved, which I’m sure will happen the longer this review is published.

It’s telling that a review about Fortnite spends so much time not on the game itself, but the culture that surrounds Fortnite.

more like kit lackofharington, amirite?

Alvarado, why don’t you swing for the fences?
You been caught lookin’ senseless, so so long now.

So what does Reiwa translate to?

College Republicans who never left college.

We’ll also have government “death panels” that will deny us healthcare and let us die!

In the movie’s defense, I didn’t notice the editing the first time I watched this scene because I was distracted by the god-awful writing. 

Wasn’t this scene shared all over Twitter ad infinitum when the list of Oscar nominees came out? Doesn’t feel like it should count as “News” at this point. Maybe “Olds?”

I always remember an occasion at my boarding school where someone looked down on me for my love of books. I had this wonderful Lord of the Rings poster on my wall that was originally released in 1976 (http://klf.de/home/jimmy-cauty-solo-projects/athena-posters/) and a guy walked in, looked at it and said “You know you…

Bail Organa, while a member of the Galactic Senate, was also royalty on Alderaan. Princess Leia Organa was, as his adopted daughter, a member of the house of Organa. This is some basic shit, dude.