Pizza is different because "a pizza" is an entirely acceptable, widely used term and refers to a whole pizza. This isn't even something that needs to be argued; why, exactly, do you think places phrase specials as "order a large 2-topping pizza, get ______ for free" and deliberately exclude the word "pie?" "Let's…

I thought it was a dumb scene, and I tweeted about it, and then Erin made me write a post because that's how editors work. We don't coordinate our Girls ass-eating coverage with any other site. I haven't talked to the man, but I doubt Nick Denton gives a shit about that show one way or the other. Also, I think Allison…

Fuck this homophobic cunt.

Wait....a guy with a stellar personality and talent gets famous, then uses his success for good to save babies like a real-life goddamn superhero? Stop. Nothing that wonderful happens these days.

A feel-good anecdote, with regards to getting married because you're knocked up:

1. Stop judging. Rude.

Divorce is almost always the right decision—or at least a neutral decision. I've never heard anyone say their divorce was a mistake and that their life is worse because of it (I've had friends who are worse off financially, but still glad they left the marriage). I'm sure it happens, but not frequently. I trust people…

I'd fuck the shit out of me.

Meh, I can cook all day. The cleaning is the hard part of a dinner party.

If I am wondering about how my SO is feeling, but I don't want to put him on the spot to come up with an answer, I'll say something like, "Hey, I want to talk quickly tomorrow night after dinner about how things are going between us and with life in general. Is that okay?" I trust that gives him the heads up that he's…

Oh, hey, I was an English major too! :D I'm actually making a living as an editor right now.

Ugh. When will this be over? Huffington post constantly posts shit like "What I want my daughter to know" and "Dear stay at home mom" and "Dear Working Mom". Just stfu already. All of this (And I don't use "all" very often) is simply bored people who think their opinion actually matters to the rest of us. And some…

NO HE IS MY HUSBAND :( :( :(

the slimmer their presence on social media, the more suspicious you should be.

Some people value a chemical spray-shortened life of freedom in the US over a long chemical-free life under Castro

I really think Angelina and Jen should do a movie together. Maybe a Thelma & Louise re-boot (with Brad Pitt in the same role as last time). That would make the universe explode.

Why did Kanye let her finish?

I kind of want "Mediocrity is contextual" from Infinite Jest.

I think we're related. My mother would say the exact same thing. Except I have no ink. I'm too indecisive.