The miracle is that you grew the baby inside your body for 9 months.

I felt NOTHING. It was glorious, 10/10 would recommend.

Seriously. I love my husband, but sometimes his idea of "initiating" is poking me in the butt with his erection in the middle of the night. He doesn't pull shit like this spreadsheet business, but he does get disappointed and then I have to explain why silently jabbing someone with your dick at 3AM doesn't (usually)…

Right? I get that they're married and it's not going to be an elaborate dance of seduction every time, but it seems like he's asking at the exact moments when she's feeling most exhausted. Change it up, buddy. Jump her when she comes home from work instead of after dinner. Get in the shower with her after the gym. Try…

"Honey, how do you expect me to get in the mood if you don't even have colored drop-down selections for column B?"

Well, my second daughter was just born, so I know of what it is I speak - and yeah, more than twice the stress.

I used to be like that. Then I got old.

wonder what kind of pay cut he took after he switched to academia