But is that running from the cops speed?

Guessing the Oilers signed Milan Lucic to keep that thing away from Connor McDavid.

How could you not remember Chris Fuamatu-Maafala? Best name ever.

Off the top of my head, probably the decathlon or marathon. Though perhaps if I shatter the backboard in basketball and a few pieces get jammed into my brain, that’s a pretty deadly scenario.

So happy to see Patrick Roy do what he does best: quitting and whining.

All Lives Matter wasn’t even a thing until after Black Lives Matter started. Also, people who claim “all lives matter” rarely actually practice what they preach. They aren’t for transgender rights. They don’t want to help Syrian refugees. Want to make “all lives matter” relevant? Try making sure that “all lives…

Just imagine if you had a heart attack and a doctor refused to help you simply because he disagreed with you. That doctor would be fired on the spot and would be nothing short of a hypocrite because he took an oath to help anyone in need. Police officers have a duty to protect and serve their communities. And screw…

That is a good point.

LOL Montreal.

The Blackhawks probably wanted assets that could contribute more quickly (i.e. Anisimov and Marko Dano though Dano didn’t obviously work out but at least he landed them a rental of Andrew Ladd).

A fun one would have been signing Sami Vatanen and Hampus Lindholm to matching offer sheets. Force the Ducks to choose and you get at least one extremely good defenseman.

Speaking of ridiculous trade trees, the Scott Stevens one is extremely fun. I believe the Eric Lindros to the Flyers one would be fun too. I’ll see if I can find something.

That’s basically what happened when Brian Burke wanted to throw down with Kevin Lowe.

“How dare another person do something that is completely legal. The audacity of someone to take advantage of a way to get talent!”

That was a brilliant use of the offer sheet. Wish more teams would do it.

Most GMs don’t even stay with their team for 10 years.

I never understood why Nashville accepted that deal. Take their four 1st rounders and laugh at the Flyers as they get to relive the Chris Pronger contract.

I hope someone offer sheets one of that GM’s players (who threatened to offer sheet the offender’s guys for the next 10 years). Quite frankly, that would be the most entertaining thing to happen to the NHL offseason in a very long time.

Even if you were right about what happens on the ice stays on the ice, he was in the penalty box when he said it, so he wasn’t on the ice.

Poor Brandon Dubinsky...