“After some deliberation, I said Cousins, assuming money is no object.”

Long time hockey player here. I’ve broken a foot (twice) blocking a shot off the inside of it.

Well, that was quick.

Issues I have with how the media has been dealing with Kane’s alleged rape:

Shit like this is why most women don’t report their rapes.

You may now commence making your MAF jokes.

Rot in hell.

I know people are all about making jokes here, but this is fucked up. If that were my relative's grave, I'd find that guy and beat his ass unconscious.

Goodell: [loads Deadspin.com]

The punishment doled out to Ray Rice is only slightly more outrageous than the fact that the god-damned NFL has me agreeing with Keith Olberman. Keith. Olberman. Agreeing. Me. Keith. NFL. Damnit. God. Damnit.

Hey diddle diddle, Ray Rice won't be in jail-iddle

Now how do I explain how Brandon Coleman would be considered the "Best Available" under any circumstance?

Just for all the lolz, can Sterling be forced to sell the team to Magic Johnson?

Dan Gilbert's statement simply read, "I PERSONALLY GUARANTEE THAT THE CLEVELAND CAVALIERS WILL WIN AN NBA CHAMPIONSHIP BEFORE THE SELF-TITLED FORMER 'CLIPPERS OWNER' WINS ONE!"

First of all, I'm saddened to hear this news - my condolences to the Warrior's wife & daughters in this hard time.
I've got quite the Ultimate Warrior story for all of you. When I was in 6th grade, I lived in Foster City, California - just a little South of San Francisco. Every month or two, when the WWF would make…

Always love it when this happens. Pretty sure it happened last night with the Blues as well. I know that the Capitals have twice had to dress Brett Leonhardt (a member of their staff) as the backup goalie. If you're curious, here's an article about Leonhardt.