"if not great and excellent, then debauched."

... ... ... What. Is. This. Awesome. I. See. Before. Me?

My husband does this too! Every 15 minutes he'll pause the movie or show we're watching: "Who is that? Why did they do that thing?" WE ARE WATCHING THE SAME MOVIE AT THE SAME TIME. I HAVE NO SECRET KNOWLEDGE OF WHAT IS GOING ON.

Oh my god, you guys. We're getting closer and closer to the revival of Restoration fashion.

Is there an entire chapter about lollipops?

"It Happened To Me: I Was Raped At Disney World And Nobody Cared"

The students who work there DO live at Disney World. It's on Disney World property, much like the hotels people stay in are on Disney property. You'd say you were staying AT Disney World if you were staying there. It's the same thing. Not technically incorrect.

Yes, Ed Hardy. That's what ruined your brand. It definitely wasn't oh, I don't know, your terrible designs or anything.

I actually have ZERO issue with "moist," though it appears to be the most popular least favorite word out there. "Cunt" I actively love. It sounds so cozy.

"Tits" = great. Even the word is hot.

Yes! What is with the endless crotch grabbing?! (I've turned into my mother)

I think The Boondocks covered this well:

Your titties, let 'em out, free at last
Thank God almighty, they free at last

This is the best comment anywhere, ever.

But Hodor is an actual, real life DJ.

Careful...there's a surprising (one might say mystifying) amount of love for her on this site.

Sansa as backup vocals — she doesn't really do much, and nobody understands why she's there.

Also, if Hodor is on keyboards and Gendry is on drums, Hodor really needs to play the keytar, just because.

Joffrey can take tickets outside the door, and pull double-duty as the janitor afterwards. Bathrooms included.

Switch Gendry and Hodor. I think Hodor has depths of hidden savant talent. And drummers are sexy.

That works. Perhaps Littlefinger as the manager?