How to be a successful writer:

Well here's the lesson: you can make fun of something all you like but if nobody actually does anything but sit around and snark then Todd Akin gets re-elected, rape culture persists, and the political pundits keep raking in money for perpetuating a poor political conversation.

Are you talking about the one he did way back or the special live episode he put out one or two weeks ago? Because while Janeane was Janeane and kind of funny Michael Ian Black and Maria Bamford absolutely killed

To the lawyers out there: what would Robin Thicke's argument be? Is it just the legal equivalent of "Nuh uh! You can't sue me!" or is it something more nuanced?

You're absolutely right but:

reads like Bret Easton Ellis freebased Pixie Stix until he forgot how to speak English and then re-taught himself using 5 second clips from MTV's Tool Academy.

You have yet to prove anything

Translation: Kronos will help you legally fuck over your employees that way you don't have to provide them with benefits and you can shrug and say "You're just lucky to be employed!"

Hold on...so you're saying that Mayer didn't earn what she got she was just tapped to lead Yahoo! because of appearances? That she didn't work for it?

Got any facts for that theory or are you just going to make a statement you can't prove is true either way?

Not when you're dismissing the situation of Palestinians

if Palestinians didn't have the best healthcare and services of any other group in the region.

Look if Middle-Earth is Mormon code for the middle of Utah then fine with me.

I would do a fragrance named: Useless: A Scent Inspired by Lady Mary

The fact that Morgan Murphy isn't a household name is a travesty

Yes Russell. Especially when that obstacle is pissing all over the grave of Harriet Tubman to get page views. Good work!

But I want Korra noooowwwww

I don't understand the Disney/Pixar love on this site. At all. Glad to see we aren't just glorifying Disney-themed memes around here

haha I almost hate myself for it too!

Are you referring to the same commentariat who acted like a bunch of ignorant bratty children when Anita Sarkeesian pointed out something they already knew about tropes in games but was offended that it came from a Feminist perspective? That commentariat? Because out of all of the Gawker universe Kotaku has the worst…