Yes Russell. Especially when that obstacle is pissing all over the grave of Harriet Tubman to get page views. Good work!

I don't understand the Disney/Pixar love on this site. At all. Glad to see we aren't just glorifying Disney-themed memes around here

haha I almost hate myself for it too!

Are you referring to the same commentariat who acted like a bunch of ignorant bratty children when Anita Sarkeesian pointed out something they already knew about tropes in games but was offended that it came from a Feminist perspective? That commentariat? Because out of all of the Gawker universe Kotaku has the worst…

If annotations still worked I would annotate the shit out of that torch thing to show that not even the fire in Westeros is real. BUT NO. NOW I HAVE TO LOOK FOOLISH AND SAY TORCH THING BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHAT ITS CALLED.

Its funny because a lot of Conservative whites use that excuse so they can be outwardly racist again. For some reason all the Conservatives I know think that before the passage of Civil Rights legislation white people lived in this racist utopia. But yet wouldn't think about how whites treated each other based on…

That's it. Feed him. Give him your attention. The outrage sustains him!

Nope. Just to get everyone on the same page.

Yes.

Oh, you want co-ed sleepovers?

At this point isn't that the only good thing from Big Brother? I'll watch a dude covertly jack it all day if I don't have to watch a bunch of asshole racists

I hope you didn't forget about Aloe Blacc. Talk about a fucking talent:

I will! Thanks for the insightful suggestion!

Is it? Even after she probably goes on the litany of great ideas she's never going to do?

Serious question: can you smoke while driving your car?

I usually recommend they stop being an asshole and call someone about it in the morning.

Hm. If only people felt this passionately about clean air across the board. Maybe instead of vehicles that burned fossil fuels would have energy efficient cars, a tax code that doesn't give ridiculous tax breaks to companies that mine natural resources, and public transportation that would be better nation wide.

Exactly. I hope that she lives in a gated compound and trusts the people around her. She should install cameras around her property, make sure no one is going through her trash, change her phone number (so they don't call it 24/7, a favorite tactic), and hire private security.

I kind of thought "Isn't Julie Bowen already married? And blonde?"

Good luck trying to convince people who think playing something distorted and fast is the only form of talent that any other kind of music is legitimately better.