"Forsooth allow me to regale you with tales of the County of Orange and the trials and trevails of the family Cohen!"

Uh I'd ask for way more than that for something that will never leave the internet and will probably be found by people I know

"Where are my damn croissants?" Yohn 3:16

Thanks, ALEC!

Oh Slate we'll never get over you being contrarian for contrarian's sake. Don't you go a-changin'

Don't forget BroClips because why go more than 20 minutes without watching ESPN shout highlights at you while overpaying for securing your masculinity?

Poor guy. Smelling her hair just would have been a bonus. But instead because he's fat and bearded he's a creep on principle because America.

I think that every 5-7 years we should rotate out Presidents.

To be fair Daria might be too emotive for Aubrey Plaza

Silver star. Not quite gold star material but I think you can get up there!

Well I guess this got answered, right? Good thing we all went through that.

honey mixed with a dollop of chili paste and a sprinkle of salt

"ALLEGEDLY" -People Just Asking Questions.

/yawn

I now must have crab rangoon pizza

It was on The Google.

That's fucking hot.

Approximate image of the media when baby is born:

Because we still live in an America where its cool to be a lone, white vigilante with a gun keepin' his own code o' justice.