"Great Gatsby or the greatest Gatsby?" is one of my favorite jokes about that book.

Even you, a woman, had no fucking idea

Agreed. I could care less about her but these kind of articles are petty at best.

Or maybe you could stop trying to shame her for going back to Chris Brown by bringing up something all major performers have done in their careers.

I left this alone for a few hours and look what happened

First of all, thank you for providing examples.

You said:

Oh Amanda Knox....I had no idea you were a nerdy stoner.

Here are some articles to look up in your local library's medical database. I used a mixture of Web of Knowledge and MedLine, :

Not in the faintest degree?

You know what? Not every event in life has to boost your self-esteem or confirm your view of the world.

Why is this censored? Gawker has the uncensored version up

IN YOUR FUCKING FACE EGGS!

Great now every stadium is going to try and look like the 2008 Olympic Summer Games

Or you could one-up yourself and steal somebody's date

Here's one: a friend of a friend got engaged and announced her wedding would out of state. I'm currently poor (I say currently as if it hasn't been a perpetual thing) so I couldn't take time to go. It said on the invitation that they would like it to be a small affair so they could get married on a beach and to send…

More flower crowns, please! Maybe the attendees of Coachella could start putting on impromptu productions of "Midsummer Nights Dream" as if it were some kind of Renaissance Fair.

Which will always be better than Jay Leno's thing where he talks to people on the street. For some reason I just think Leno is being a dick when he does it.

Hey guys, remember nostalgia?

You want to talk about overrated forget Lana Del Rey, let's talk Gotye. Just terrible.