First of all, thank you for providing examples.
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Oh Amanda Knox....I had no idea you were a nerdy stoner.
Here are some articles to look up in your local library's medical database. I used a mixture of Web of Knowledge and MedLine, :
Not in the faintest degree?
You know what? Not every event in life has to boost your self-esteem or confirm your view of the world.
Why is this censored? Gawker has the uncensored version up
IN YOUR FUCKING FACE EGGS!
Great now every stadium is going to try and look like the 2008 Olympic Summer Games
Or you could one-up yourself and steal somebody's date
Here's one: a friend of a friend got engaged and announced her wedding would out of state. I'm currently poor (I say currently as if it hasn't been a perpetual thing) so I couldn't take time to go. It said on the invitation that they would like it to be a small affair so they could get married on a beach and to send…
More flower crowns, please! Maybe the attendees of Coachella could start putting on impromptu productions of "Midsummer Nights Dream" as if it were some kind of Renaissance Fair.
Which will always be better than Jay Leno's thing where he talks to people on the street. For some reason I just think Leno is being a dick when he does it.
Hey guys, remember nostalgia?
You want to talk about overrated forget Lana Del Rey, let's talk Gotye. Just terrible.
Men: if we aren't a metaphor for animals we're a metaphor for robots.
DOC-TOR FIGHT! DOC-TOR FIGHT! DOC-TOR FIGHT!
I was just about to say this. They're 18 and over. They should be embarrassed by this.
Right now there are "legit" business people pushing for distribution centers and grow permits as we speak. Its gonna happen. And when other states see how much money California, Colorado and Washington make hand over fist? I think we're gonna sway conservatives.