Darrell Issa.

Imagine if the real story was Republicans defunding security at American embassies and now they were covering up for their own incompetence.

YES

So we're just gonna use butthurt, huh?

But that would mean that overarching problems don't have blanket solutions!

I hear Branson is always looking for comedians. You know, where that would be funny.

I think you just found the lost step of the Scientific Method: put a dick in it.