Someone came to my wedding in an ivory dress, and I actually didn’t even notice until a friend asked me “who was the woman who showed up in the white dress?” We had to sort through pictures to find her. I honestly noticed very little that day - it was such a big wonderful blur. I don’t think anything could have…

See, this is just crazy to me. Yes, it’s poor taste to wear a lacy white dress to a wedding unless you’re the bride. But the bride cried when she saw her? I can’t imagine that would have been my reaction. If anything, the guest looks like the crazy person. Everyone knows who the bride is. Even if the guest had been…

I just don’t understand how you can’t see how this advances the plot. The change in Theon’s face says it ALL. This is the moment he decided where his loyalty truly lay and it is NOT with Ramsay.

he had a choice, ass to the sidewalk or ass to the road. Civilized people shit facing the sidewalk poop in the gutter. This kettlechip eater poops in peoples faces. Fuck him

I know literally no one that gives half a damn what the players say to reporters after the game. It's always some variation on thanking God, then saying it was a team effort, then saying they were all just focused and ready to execute. The end, no one gives a shit.

All these "talking to the media is part of the deal, it's why he gets paid" pundits baffle me. As far as I'm concerned his job is playing football, preferably in a visually entertaining fashion. I could not possibly give less of a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut whether or not he talks to the press. I suspect the…

Did you watch the video? Did you see how many people left. You can actually count how many people left! Go ahead, look at the video and see the stands are still packed. Now head over to the 5-6 pictures of as few as 2 and no more than 20. Maybe 100 people left early. Stop acting like there was some sort of…

We thrive on the sweet, sweet hate.

"Fans of <currently successful team> are the most insufferable" - Fans of <currently not successful team>

Give it a rest....all fans are insufferable when their team is successful. In ten years when the Chargers or some other team with a relatively unremarkable history goes on a run their fans will be out in force too.

Yeah. Those couple hundred fans in those pictures are emblematic of all Seattle fans. Just like all people who hashtag #icantbreathe are cop haters.

Oh dear lord

"non-lothario guinea pig who refuses to leave cage watches from afar, then logs onto chat room to complain about how female guinea pigs only like assholes"

I think you're missing that this is what Mike said. He acknowledges that he was just sorry for being caught making a bad joke, not for making the bad joke.

I'm going to be honest, I find it actually a bit gross that the Amazon has such big legs and that the Sorceress is so busty. The Elf is actually the only one that actually looks like a normal human, the Amazon is actually a bit disfigured, I don't see how someone can find it sexy, same with the Sorceress. And the…

"It’s very weird to pull up a story about a game with frankly visionary art and hear why it shouldn’t exist, or to hear what I supposedly fantasize about, or what kind of power I supposedly revere, and any attempt to defend oneself from these psychotic projections or to assert that creators may create is evidence of a…

From Seattle, we consider *everything* east of the cascades a desert. :-)