Oh dear lord

"non-lothario guinea pig who refuses to leave cage watches from afar, then logs onto chat room to complain about how female guinea pigs only like assholes"

I think you're missing that this is what Mike said. He acknowledges that he was just sorry for being caught making a bad joke, not for making the bad joke.

I'm going to be honest, I find it actually a bit gross that the Amazon has such big legs and that the Sorceress is so busty. The Elf is actually the only one that actually looks like a normal human, the Amazon is actually a bit disfigured, I don't see how someone can find it sexy, same with the Sorceress. And the…

"It’s very weird to pull up a story about a game with frankly visionary art and hear why it shouldn’t exist, or to hear what I supposedly fantasize about, or what kind of power I supposedly revere, and any attempt to defend oneself from these psychotic projections or to assert that creators may create is evidence of a…