Still the Redskins? But I thought Mike Shanahan was fired?

Would voters consider only contributions made to SNL, or would contributions made to the entertainment world et al be a consideration as well? If it's the latter, I'd have to believe Bill Murray would be as close as one could get to unanimous.

Producer: Goddamit Dan, how could you do this? And to those shitstains at Deadspin, no less? I mean, hell, do I have to remind you of the "Favre incident"?

Producer: Goddamit Dan, how could you do this? And to those shitstains at Deadspin, no less? I mean, hell, do I have to remind you of the "Favre incident"?

Sure, this might seem like a stunning confession, but I guarantee you, five minutes from now it'll be like nothing happened at all.

Juwan Howard was gifted with an honorary nickname jersey, "Finally".

+1

These trademark guys are hard to please. They denied my application for my smoking cessation plan, "Beat the fags!" just a couple weeks ago.

Man, I tell ya, what that Nate Robinson lacks in height he makes up for in being mistaken for a baby.

"Next time, if you'd like to avoid the shitstorm? I'd suggest you file your expense reports when we ask you to."

Alabamans haven't been this disheartened by vanished title dreams since 1833.

God, Winston just pretty much did whatever he wanted on that last drive. I can't believe Auburn consented to that.

Well I yell ya mt Mcgary I couldn't ghee more distractions IS buloshit laser focus is what I always say keep you're eyes on the prize I always way I got ONE JOB TO DO AND INDON IT

It's kind of incredible how well each of their victims handles his posterization.

HEARD A POP TAKING OFF BOXERS. PENILE FRACTURE

"Could be worse"

The only problem with this is that Pinkerton is one of the greatest rock albums of the 90's, if not all time. I'm completely serious.

Bradford Cox has become something of a hero to me after calling Morrissey a "pungent death shroud over the future and past." He writes good songs too.

Bradford Cox has become something of a hero to me after calling Morrissey a "pungent death shroud over the future and past." He writes good songs too.

Stay mass-y, matter.