Memphian? I would have thought it'd Memphisinian.

Well, yesterday I went to the State Fair. Had a Krispy Kreme™ bacon cheeseburger. It was surprisingly good!

I'm just saying, if they'd had some black people to use, they could have just had the black people beat on each other. They wouldn't have had to do the black face. It's a problem of resources, really.

I'm 35 years-old, and I've never stopped obsessing over my "pet burrow owl."

THIS IS SARCASM RITE? RITE? RITE?

Harmless hate crimes, harmless sex crimes.

Cocaine won't help.

You people are blowing this way out of proportion. Teenagers can't be racist. Or misogynist. THEY'RE TOO YOUNG. They don't know anything. And regardless, their actions don't have any consequences. They can't even vote, or drink or anything.

"So, yeah, anyway, hahaha, the first sex talk went so badly, we figured the best way to teach Courtney about sex was to just let her have sex with a 50 year-old man when she was 16! The things she knows now, you just can't talk about. Literally. Or forget."

Kind of beside the point, but I'm curious how this man who posted these photos of Amanda has managed to elude prosecution for dissemination of child pornography. If he has, that is.

Haha, I was wondering...

As a liberal, I would just like to say that I like eating beans.

What about the baby? They ARE shackling the baby, right? I mean, accessory and all that...

"Get a trusted person outside of the workplace to call you every so often and check to see how you're doing" isn't exactly what I'd call "snappy" but maybe THAT'S JUST ME.

Shut up Jo Ann.

IT'S THE XXX OLYMPICS.

Well, what the fuck is Isles doing then?

Yes.

I was just making a joke. Though, to be fair, the UES has always been cheaper than typical Manhattan rents.

$1200? Manhattan? What are you, in 1998?