Keep in mind, I'm only saying this because it occurred to me while I was reading this post, but the only time I ever got a girl unintentionally pregnant, I was wearing a condom. Weird, right?

No, raw milk cheese just has to be aged for at least 60 days before it can be sold in the US. That's a pretty common misconception. You can find younger cheese than 60 days if you know where to look, though.

Of course, we're talking high quality, known products here, too. And from what I've read, it's the soft cheeses that pose the highest risk.

Unpasteurized cheese is safe for consumption by pregnant women after it has been aged for at least 60 days, which is, perhaps not coincidental, the minimum amount of time to age required by the United States to be sold domestically.

When you wrote this, did you know how high you would sound to the people who read it?

You know, I really did not see this girl coming when I named my now four year-old Iggy.

Don't forget the time Tiki Barber called Jenna Wolfe a cunt on live television. During the Olympics.

Man, I bet I could stomp the shit out of Sarah Palin in Words With Friends.

Fuck me DUAN:

Well, at this point, I'm going to have to go with Lehigh. What with Norfolk St. being down 22.

I mean, I'm not imagining things, right? Tournament wide, these have been some of the worst officiated college basketball games ever. Right?

These announcers, whoever they are, sure are impressed by a team who is only up 11 on a team shooting 14% from the floor.

Can this Stutz guy for Wichita State not dunk the fucking ball? I'm starting to think that guy might literally not be able to jump more than an inch and a half off the ground.

LB State was my big upset pick this year.

That is literally the worst call I have ever seen.

This is not going to be an easy game for Syracuse.

It's not like I think Syracuse is gonna lose this game, but I'm pretty sure it's going to be closer than it should.

Oops.

Oh, you're Canadian. While FrailBlazers has some excellent suggestions, can't you just politely ask to go home?

Well, you're not missing much right now anyway.