Oh and this one too. Be nice if someone had sat the dev team down before they started worked and explained that it helps with the whole "game" mechanic if there were some way—any way—in which a player might lose.

Original Japanese title "Blink."

You lie!! No one's ever beaten NES TMNT.

This. This FAKE Starfox game. It's stepwise, nearly impossible puzzles, most of which could be solved if you could JUST ALLOW ME TO JUMP. Unskippable cutscenes, very few save points. I don't know why I stuck with it so very long. It was one of those games where I had to play with a giant Gamefaqs print-out next to me.…

Once you go Green . . .

Boo hoo. No less than you deserve for treason and slaveholding.

Nope. Treason. Can't keep no more slaves. Boo hoo, racist loser.

Boo hoo, can't keep no more slaves.

Plantation slavery was only one form of slaveowning. Lots of folks owned 1-2 slaves the way they now own lawnmowers or rototillers. It was widespread.

Every single state article of secession mentions slavery in the very first sentence for the reason why they are seceding. You lose.

No. The civil war was about slavery. It is mentioned in the first sentence of every single article of secession. Give up.

Thing we *loved* about Japan: Bathtubs an actual human adult can fit into.

Never gets old.

No, they have not and specific acts of Congress—including the NSA's *own charter*—have been enacted to specifically forbid it. Plus, y'know First, Fourth, Fifth, Sixth, Seventh and Fourteenth Amendments and what not.

*im not doing anything wrong.*

Nashi are like the juggalos of Russia, from what I've heard.

Russian Reversal also one of my favorite sexual positions.

I dunno, seems like we dodged a bullet. There would have been rife corruption here too. Maybe not on *this* scale, but I'm sure some enterprising souls at Blackwater or Halliburton or what not would have been on this like a pair of pants if we'd gotten the games here.

Please say they're killing Pirates of the Caribbean 5, please say they're killing Pirates of the Caribbean 5, pleaseohpleaseohplease ...