Islam!

*As many have pointed out, what the NSA have been doing not only to harm you guys (debatable), but to protect you as well. *

*they are basically domestic spies, the in-house equivalent of the CIA*

I agree with your point, but just to nitpick your analogy: That doesn't actually work. Frogs will, in fact, actually hop out of a pot of water that gets too hot.

But they don't keep us safe. That isn't something they are actually able to do. They have been unable to identify a single case where their surveillance has actually kept us safe. Not even in classified briefings to congress—the Senators who've seen their list of supposed 'saves' have said it's rubbish. The ONE…

Oh indeed: The Dwarf's design sets forth an unrealistic standard of beard luxuriance.

I thought Bjork was rebooted as Lady Gaga?

There was no controversy about Dragon's Crown. There were like 11 bloggers who all got together, convinced themselves that They Were a Movement. Someone named "Jason Schreier" was involved, mostly upon the entirely mistaken impression that he was relevant and had something interesting to say.

Chaotically, since it will be a demonically difficult task to dwarf their prior achievments. They've got an empire of past work to surpass. Elves.

Can you imagine what it'll be like when Warcraft or Eve Online go dark?

Star Wars Galaxies, 2003-2011

Lecture me more about how 'there's no link between video games and violence', fools.

Normally me too, but something about the transgressiveness of it makes me want it the most at mom and dad's place ...

EV-RY WOMAN'S CRAZY 'BOUT A SHARP-DRESSED M-oh wait, sorry, thought these were some other guys. Nevermind.

*Gasp*, whew, sorry I'm late, I just ran over here: Ahem. Okay, the World Council of Men sent me over with a prepared statement: We at the WCM neither condemn nor condone the recent theft of 'girlie' calendars from the Metro Atlanta Mall. We engage in this colossal act of 'Meh' because the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders…

I believe the official term for it is "Vassar College".

No, that wasn't really a problem either.

It wouldn't be a Douthat column if it didn't involve a paper-doll-chain of word-associated arguments longer than two human arms can hold.

You'd howl 'Objectification!' if this was about women.

I liked the Dickwolves comic.