This reminds me: I saw an all-female production of Macbeth a few years ago. It was played otherwise 'straight'—no changes to writing, just females playing male parts.

The real news story is that you were able to get an animated GIF to actually work for your avatar icon.

I can totally understand that and would probably do the same. But in purely abstract terms, I suspect the killing power of a knife or sword has been greatly reduced in our era of competent surgeons, blood transfusions and antibiotics.

Ah, Fifth Element. I love threads on The Fifth Element because I then have an excuse to brag: I had sex in a theater showing The Fifth Element.

What do I need to sign to avoid an autopsy? If given the proper diagnosis, I'd like to one day take a brandy and 10 vicodin and then drift off to Hank Williams. But I don't much feel like having my life insurance (if I'm still carrying it) poking around asking questions after the fact.

So, like 2 years after Playstation Move and Kinect came out . . . Wii STILL is strongest motion control platform.

"Titan" in WoW is . . . what exactly? I normally stay studiously uninformed—carefully nurturing my ignorance—about MMOs (except for cackling aloud when a new story of ridiculous skullduggery in Eve Online come to light). But herein, I desire enlightenment. Squirt your knowledge all over me, Kotakites!

No I'm . . . doesn't!

Is there a waify woman who is never once seen throughout the movie with her mouth closed?

I haven't even seen the trailer for this (and I never will, at least not voluntarily) and yet I am just cold-read guessing:

Go back, re-read.

I've been to bars that *felt* like hell on earth, is that the same idea?

*...without invoking the dreaded word "privilege," to which they react like vampires being fed a garlic tart at high noon...*

Funnily enough, I bet you don't actually love that.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure this is bullshit made up by fluff social scientists with Templeton funding.

Aaaaaaaand THIS, happy Democrats, is the kind of talk that loses you election after election.

But in all seriousness: I'm going to go with either:

Not even one mention of this one?

Y'know honestly if it's an action- or genre-movie trailer that has appeared before human eyes anywhere on the planet Earth some time during the past 15 years and was not based on a J.K. Rowling, Philip Pullman* or Suzanne Collins book then, yeah: You can assume that it is crap.

STILL annoyed and distracted by the impracticality of double-crossbow wielding. Like, two crossbows: Much less effective than ONE crossbow, due to the need to put one down on the ground after shooting them both, re-cock the other one, reload the other one, put THAT one down, pick up the first one . . .