Hey now: That wasn't exactly what I was getting at. I was saying that certain *kinds* of games work well with parenthood, others less so.

I hear things are going swimmingly in Skyrim.

Any guesses how long until we get mid-numerated Dragon Quests (say, 4 through 7) on iOS?

I have no idea who Lana del Rey is *and* I plan to take active steps never to learn. I'm going to totally Let This One Get By Me.

Yup. AND I have the absence of STD scars and/or arrest record for public urination to show for it, thanks.

*Does she care about her appearance? And yes! This was important.*

Nope. I just lived in college on a street that led to 7 fraternities. Every. Fucking. Night. The fucking drunkmonkeys were on fucking parade while I tried to do what everyone was *supposed* to be at college for. Y'know, study and learn knowledge?

Where does the screaming at 4 AM as you stagger home and other people are trying to study, leaving trash (like CANS of trash, not loose litter) on our house's front lawn and throwing bottles come in?

*Or would you prefer any sort of legitimate culture simply get the fuck off campus.*

If it were sour grapes, wouldn't it have to be a case of my having applied to those orgs and been rejected?

*believe they have no rightful place at colleges*

If your organizations are so wonderful and community-spirited, why don't you admit anyone who wants to join?

Honestly, I don't really care what the specifics are. I just hate fraternities and sororities, believe they have no rightful place at colleges, resent that I had to pay for an entire dean to watch over them through my student fees, and like to read about them doing bad things. I will never feel differently. I hate…

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Know where hazing tends to *really* happen?

Hmm, you're right. I mean, I'm sure there's got to be *some* good reason for grown men to smash a car with sledgehammers. Car was probably asking for it, dressing all slutty, letting it's radiator bra slip show, etc.

Y'know what? No. I don't believe you.

Mmm, no I'm not going to do that. My imagination is far more powerful than UrbDic.

Truly the internet is vast and full of wonders.

I'm so pleased you understand. A communion of minds like ours is so rare on the sometimes rude and impersonal internet where misunderstanding is such a commonplace occurrence. We are truly blessed to have shared this moment.