The Koglette was born mid-November. Nine months from February 14.

*...but you assume that everyone's family works the same as yours and that's just not true.*

*I feel people should have as many as they can afford.*

And then this: We lost our first pregnancy at like 2 months. Never heard a heartbeat, never saw an ultrasound movement. It just didn't come together, is all.

*We do not believe that babies are a bother, a headache, or a financial drainer, or a career interrupter.*

The old-school skin is not sufficient:

Ugh. Thanks. I could have enjoyed fractionally nicer holidays had I never known about this.

Meh. I just like to hate on Darksiders.

Seems like we're still describing "10 variations on The Slightly Unshaven Square-Jawed Athletic-Build Guy . . .whether he's wearing khakis, armor, a spacesuit, robes, kevlar, a suit, etc."

Amen, brother.

Other issues aside, I do appreciate the 'plausibility' of the average JRPG hero's physique.

Before we cast too many aspersions on the fact that every JRPG hero looks about the same, let's be honest: are there actually strong visual differentiations between Altair, Captain Shepherd [male], Alan Wake, Nathan Drake, Agent 47 [if he had hair and was slightly unshaven], Prince of Persia and a bunch of others I…

*...or eating an egg is like having fried chicken.*

No, that's just Cattleya from Queen's Blade.

Meh. I've made my one lifetime anime-figma purchase and I'm standing by it.

Y'think Final Fantasy characters all secretly wish they could one day just wear some goddam T-shirts and jeans instead of this sort of silliness?

*Good friend of mine, though, there are certain genres—FPS and driving mainly—that make him physically sick.

Oh and re that double-gun crab walker thingy:

You can tell it's science fiction because the Osprey VTOL is portrayed as actually being reliable and safe to fly in.

Yes and no. It is *extremely* difficult to press a defamation or libel suit in the United States and increasingly difficult to do so overseas (but still easier, hence the "...since articles you are quoted in are published in other countries" bit).