I liked it because I played it at the same time I was learning Chungdokwan Taekwondo and the movements she learns/uses are quite similar. The control scheme is very good, so if you're quick on the WASD, you can really make hay with thugs (i.e. you headlock one guy around the neck, hold onto him and use him for a boost…

No one liked "Oni" but me, I swear.

In my dream, there's an eroge where you meet one of these chesty waifs and while there would be sex and stuff, the actual "game" part would consist of a variation on Cooking Mama: you woo this young lady by cooking for her and you're scored—and, correspondingly, unlock the naughtier content—on how well you can help…

"Nebraska"

Want to know what countries have a problem with women being sexually harassed on trains?

Does anyone know if, with Xbox Live coming to PC, that means that we'll be able to play Castle Crashers on PC?

Does this address anyone's concerns from yesterday's story about PS3 eroge games? Like, these hentai girls all look plausibly of the age of consent (admittedly such things are imprecise).

Parental Pride Post:

Jokes are usually funny.

I need to hotkey certain of my own comments, I make them so often.

Yeah, that only seems like a lateral move through implausibility.

So why exactly would you cut down a shotgun such that it still has a great big barrel but no stock? It's like, "I want my shotguns to be harder to handle but NOT any more concealable."

*Does anybody have a suggestion for an organization to which I can donate to maybe help just a little?*

1.) Remove single white opera glove

Hey everyone: That comment you're about to write about how the moe girls look about 12 and are thus creepy? Been done. Been written. Been written multiple times on every single thread on this topic on this and a hundred more sites. Done-r than planking. Done-r than jokes about Anthony Weiner.

I have never read a single comment like that on Kotaku before.

I'd heard it as "Another World"

I get what you're suggesting. The problem is that the escape velocity necessary to achieve orbit is quite fast indeed and that the fuel needed to get up to that speed via horizontal flight is more than most aircraft can carry.

Wasn't there a line from a Douglas Adams' book about starships powered by bad news? (Viz. because only bad news can travel faster than light, get it?)

Okay, I got the app and it works well for watching stuff *on* my iPhone.