Ron Swanson so reminds me of my dad (minus the ex wives and incredible mustache). It's awesome.

I'm so sorry! I hope you feel better. I got pneumonia earlier this year, so since then I've been hyper aware of what I need medication-wise.

I think it's safe to say that Vanessa Hudgens has committed career suicide by agreeing to be in a movie with Nicolas Cage. Yeesh.

Bacon all the way. The intense allergy from hazelnuts sways me this way. But I know Ron Swanson would agree, so I think it's alright.

1) Kim K: please fade away into obscurity. No one will miss you and your airhead statements.

I agree 100%. And as long as he teaches his children that the gun is NOT a toy and teaches them basic gun safety. it's likely they'll be just fine.

Since we are all here reading this article right now, I'm going to urge ALL of you to be on track with your boosters. I got my DTaP booster last month, and my doctor was saying how important it is obviously for children, but also adult to have their boosters. In my case, I have asthma and not the strongest immune…

The feeling of rust against my skin is almost . . or-gas-MIC!

She is a grazer, which is my fault. Last time I took her to the vet and asked if she was overweight, and they said she isn't. She has a very tiny frame, so her weight is not easily hidden.I usually do half a cup and leave it out for her, and she doesn't need a refill for about two days. After my parents' cats leave my…

Upon hearing the news of Amy and Will, I will be eating waffles under towers of whipped cream at the Snakehole Lounge later, if anyone would like to join me.

How does one go about getting a cat to lose weight? I'm being totally serious, as my little gal has quite the belly.

Cheers to that!

Oh, I'm the kid in this scenario. But thank you! :)

Aaaaaaaahhhhhhh! I'm crying again.

The mere mention of Fox and the Hound has me in tears. When Todd's caretaker leave him in the woods? Oh lord.

Her legs look KILLER! I'm jealous.

YES. Good way to start my Friday.

This sounds like parenting that A LOT of other parents employ. Does that make me just as awesome?

We always had cats growing up, as my brother's leg was broken by a puppy at the age of 6. I had always been uneasy around dogs as a result, until a girl I was friends with in college brought her Great Dane around. Now i LURVE them.

Oh, Judy Blume. You have defined many a woman's adolescence, and we love you. That is all.