Too bad, I really enjoy her tweets. I'm ten years older than her, but she seems like a cool gal to hang with. Plus she was hilarious in Knocked Up.

Buahahahaha so true.

Effing Geraldo. My mom was almost in a documentary/hard hitting news story of his back in college. It was about binge drinking I think; she wisely chose not to participate.

And besides my silver fox Anderson, Colbert and Stewart are very easy on the eyes (which is the least important aspect of watching the news, but it certainly helps).

That didn't sit right with me either.

The picture of Akin looks like an office mate who I happen to despise.

And none for Gretchen Wieners.

Because that show was awesome.

That is damn cute!

All animals need homes-even the kittens! Do what's right for you and your family! We always adopted young kittens, but I know I wouldn't be opposed to adopting an older kitty.

Isn't it funny how they pick you? The kitty girl I have now went to the edge of her cage and meowed this very high and plaintive meow, so I knew I had to see her. She sat on my lap in the getting to know you room, and I knew I had to take her home! She hasn't sat on my lap since (four years ago).

Sometimes, they just need time! When I adopted one of my kitties (she wasn't nearly as "bad" as your cat sounds), she wasn't very trustworthy. She wouldn't sit on my lap or come downstairs too often. Now she is the most loving cat I've ever had.

I leave a bowl out for my kitty, but she doesn't go through it very fast. She gets treats when I get home from work, but doesn't beg for them. All in all she's very happy and healthy!

I want my job to entail giving otters high fives.

I must not tell lies!

I LOVED flying kites when I was younger, and then mine got lost on a windy day. That was SO sad, and has truly spurred any kite flying I may do. It was so tragic!

Did you love it? I straight up cried.

To be fair, he's said in interviews before his house has lots of puppets in it.

I want to see Prince Harry photobomb J.Lo-not read about Megan McCain's sex life! Would you fix the link pretty please? :)

I usually have friends staying at my house since my place is more at the center of things, and they all stopped using the toothpaste because it was so gross. They'd rather not brush their teeth at all than brush it with that crap. It took me months to finish the tube (I didn't want to totally waste it), and it was a…