I heard his voice saying that in my head, and cackled out loud. Thank you for this.

*Said in Santino/Tim robot voice:*

Their heads and ears are HUGE, and their bodies are oh so tiny. What could be better?

Since this is a dirt bag and I can (hopefully) be #offtopic, I have a question for all of you travelers or European jezzies:

It's like Kim Kardashian saying she can fit into a size two.

It seems to present rape in a light-hearted way-and I"m sure we all agree that it is anything but.

Don't worry, Harry is coming to make you feel better!

Shoes. Omigod, shoes. Shoes.

It's like we are kindred spirits. It's insane. Her awkward kiss with what's his name in that movie always cracks me up.

The tag on this article just inspired my mind to start singing the Shoes song.

No, It's Maddie.

I always knew I liked her!

Usually 9th or 10th grade. He probably thinks it's cool.

This looks ridiculously cozy.

"It's business, it's business time!"

Viola Davis is simply stunning. Her skin always looks like it's glowing! So jealous.

She looks so different after having her baby (and not in a body snarking kind of way).

Oh, elephant face plants are so cute.

I think what he's trying to get at is that it's not his job to insert himself in political discussions if he doesn't have the goods to back it up. And frankly, I appreciate that.

It should be noted that sometimes, these places have too many volunteers, and can't accommodate more people. Which seems ridiculous, but that's the way the cookie crumbles.