I'm down with ANYONE being a badass in the wilderness! :)

. . . but it's a guy. Check out the facial hair.

The first time I saw it was in high school right before Batman Begins came out. Needless to say I was flabbergasted that it was a young Christian Bale. I need to watch that again ASAP.

That just made me think of The Hangover re: jerking off on a plane. "Thanks a lot, Bin Laden!"

A few weeks ago, my brother asked me to put a fifth of whiskey in my cleavage before a baseball game. I was like, uh my boobs are big, but not that big!

I have no idea what was setting it off so much. You'd think that if someone was trying to break into it, they wouldn't try six separate times to do so. And ti wasn't windy at all last night, so even that couldn't have set it off! I agree with your sentiments: I think there should only be an alarm for if the lock gets…

Also worth noting: Pocket shots. Just don't store them in your bra/pocket too long: no one likes 100 degree tequila.

Ah, reading comprehension. I should use it! Thanks!

My reason for sleep deprivation today is the car alarm going off six times in a half an hour . . . starting at 3:30 AM.

I just finished listening to King Of New York. Newsies for life!

I always make the small talk before the electronic devices light comes on, and the moment it dos, the earphones go in.

"a woman in her position owes a man like Brian "either a) a romp in the mile high club or b) secrecy."

One of my childhood friends was like this. She always looked flawless (well, as flawless as a 7-year-old can) and helped style me!

Have no fear:

They are such thoughtful and kind creatures. I don't know how anyone could not love them or do anything to harm them.

There was an article in National Geographic about an elephant orphanage in Namibia a few months ago. I was BAWLING. I just wanted to give them all kisses!

Buahahahahaha you got me.

It's loosely based on the choreographer's life (of the second movie, not the first).

"endangered white lion Anderson Cooper"

The good thing about these orphanages is that the elephants not only form bonds with their human caretakers, but with the other elephants as well. From what I understand, they are usually reintroduced back into the wild after they form bonds. Some even come back to the orphanage to show off their new babies or just…