I just squealed. I love me some elephants!

If drunk dancing in the street is wrong, I don't want to be right.

Sometimes the only thing a person needs is a snuggly puppy hug.

When I had pneumonia earlier this year, kitty never left my side, and would even sit on my lap (she never does this). She knew I needed a buddy!

Of my three kitties, two react to the crying, and one is totally bored. The one that gets totally bored is the one that lives with me, so I'm SOL when I need a little crying comfort!

I'm so sorry. My thoughts are with you!

I played outside ALL the time when I was little, and played outdoor sports all through high school.

Katherine Heigl adopted her first daughter when she was 9 months old.

SO funny. I was a little sad to find out that wasn't actually his daughter.

My ex told me anything more than a B cup was a waste.

Sometimes it's hard to tell people's moods and intentions when they right! Sorry I was defensive.

Dont' think about Mittens, and have a great weekend too!

This reminds me of that episode in Season 3 of The Office where Michael takes the girls to the mall, so they guys all hang out in the girl's bathroom. Jim naps on the couch.

Yeah. I said, "I can buy my own damn meals, and I don't play games. That's not fair to him."

So true. You don't feel like you're into it, don't do it.

Personal anecdotes a-coming:

That's the #1 rule of babysitting! They throw a temper tantrum? You say you are going to do something else and you leave the room. They always come lookin' for you!

Preach, Willa! Preach!

I'd like to know how to survive each scenario from each book. I not only want to teach my cat how to sit (and high five), but I also want to know how to survive a polar bear attack.

So true. And I don't work at a law firm, which of course means I don't necessarily have to be on my toes in the same way. In an interview, I definitely class it up.