Um, isn't Tyler Perry going to write this sequel? "Girl, I thought you were gone."

SAFAREE MUST BE ELIMINATED. ADDITIONALLY: I REFUSE TO REFER TO HIM AS "SCAF" IN THIS LIFETIME.

honestly they look about the same

I'm not playing the race card, I'm playing the rice card

If Michael Bluth has taught us anything, it is that it's way too fucking hot to move to Phoenix.

How dare you imply that Jeremy Renner would ever move to Phoenix.

My reaction to almost everything in this Dirt Bag:

At last, evidence that you should always bring Spears to a knife fight.

Oooh, so pretty.

Trust me, I've thought about going on that site pleeeeenty of times. I think the fear of meeting a psychopathic killer is what's holding me back...

Yeah, to a student $36k sounds like a lot, but then you think about what you are doing and it sure doesn't sound like enough.

I'm not a woman , but if I were, I'd need more than $36k a year to handle some old creep's saggy balls.

Well, most girls don't get that desperate until after they're done with college and realize they'll never get a job in their field. If someone was aware the system was stacked against them and sleeping with an old guy was the only way of getting ahead, they'd either not be in school in the first place, or just fuck…

Yeah, but I'm going to judge the fuck out of SeekingArrangement and their stupid fucking infographics about how being a "sugar baby" is just professional networking tee hee. Women deserve better than old white oil tycoon penis.

THIS is the end game of the crippling cost of education in the USA? Really? I mean, I thought the plan was just to force an entire generation to graduate straight into debt and thus be tied to the work machine for the rest of their lives. But it seems I was so very wrong. Apparently, it's all been a ploy to get old,…

Um...people go to college to get a degree, but getting that degree is pretty fucking expensive. With tuition and interest rates going up, I won't judge anyone for trying to get help anyway they can to pay for their education.

Is there free pizza? If you want college kids to join up with you you HAVE to offer free pizza

You could just do it the old school way and get naughty on webcam. Give viewers a link to your Amazon wishlist and watch the packages come rolling in. That's how I got my microwave.

Florida has three entries on that list.