The girl next to Taylor Swift looks like she is about to pass out.

YAYYYYYYYYYY okay good, I can only handle these kinds of stories if there is an ending that goes, "and hundreds of loving, well-adapted people are clambering to adopt". I mean, I stupidly opened (for the first time in a year) the newspaper on a whim and the first and only article I read was "kitten gets thrown onto…

Dude, don't worry. He's got offers from around the world. Literally. Hundreds of people are trying to adopt him. I think the only hold up is he needed some kind of eyelid surgery.

I feel like there was a real missed opportunity here in not naming this dog "Alf."

Aww! I'm 200% sure he'll get adopted by a super lovely family really soon... is what I keep repeating while I gently rock myself in an effort to soothe my hatred for people who treat animals shittily.

Who needs reality with an imagination like yours?

My first thought was "get Lorde away from Harvey!"

LOLOLOL that picture up top with Weinstein and his uncomfortable "harem" is hilarious on so many levels. You know they were all chatting and he came up to them and because he's a big shot and has money they had to let him squeeze into the shot. They are all, "smile and it'll be over soon". Lorde looks like me if he…

I just got my period this morning and it's Monday and it's January and this story is KILLING ME. Look at his face. SOMEONE FUCKING ADOPT THIS DOG BEFORE I DIE IN A SEA OF TEARS...............I was not going to read this post but I like to emotionally cut myself so....ugh, someone please please adopt this dog. I want…

Marnie is pretty much the George Costanza of this show. At least that's how I see her. Thinking it in terms of Seinfeld really softens the blow. So like I'm just instinctually ugh about everything, including her sex scenes.

I'm tapping out when it comes to going all rabbit on that butt salad. I can't. Get outta my butt just I can't be worried about bacterial transmission right now.

Yeah I think that physiologically lady butts don't have much going on beyond the basics. Gentleman butts however to have things going on that make butt play more worth it. Most women I know who are into butt stuff get off on the kink of it, from what I can tell from how they talk about it. But to each their own!

Girls is the equivalent of Miley Cyrus; trying to get attention via "shock value" to the point where every "shocking" thing makes people yawn because it's so predictable. And yes, over-privileged white girls that are out of touch with reality.

Maybe it's cause I'm 35, but this is inconceivable to me. I find it hard to believe that many people beyond serious niche fetishists would even want to try this.

Also see: Pinworms.

Am I a hopeless fuddy-duddy for refusing to get on Team Salad Tossing? I just...fecal-oral bacterial transmission, you guys. C. diff is no fucking joke.

aw man look at this sweetheart

Yeah no Rayner. Shut the fuck up. You do not abandon animals at a fucking train station. Oh my god I am raging so hard right now at her utter failure as a human being.

My mom is an identical twin. When we were kids, the only way we could tell them apart is to get them to speak. (One was a smoker, one wasn't. It was obvious which was.) My aunt and uncle came for a visit one summer and my father walked in on my aunt while she was taking a bath, and he started shaving. Aunt covered her…

OR WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT IDENTICAL TWIN OF YOURS, THAT WAS TAKEN FROM YOUR MOTHER RIGHT AT BIRTH, THAT YOU NEVER KNEW OF?