Congrats! Better start poking holes in condoms so you can lock that shit down, amirite? :)

"SHE HASN'T SAID OR DONE ANYTHING! SHE MUST BE CRAZY!"

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?? Run! Run to him NOWWWW!

How is what he said a "mistake?" Unless his butt is really good at typing out accidental text messages? He knew full well what he was writing to her in the first place - he didn't get the immediate response he believed he was entitled to and, in response, decided to call her a "princess" and "douchebag."

THIS. THIS SO HARD.

You are a grown up. I know plenty of women who would appreciate that. Good luck, sir. I am sure you will find a great lady.

You are doing it right— good luck and I hope you find someone!

Because guys like that tend to be cocky douchebags. It's an indicator that this person's abs is the only good trait he has to offer.

Back in the day I got several messages from different dudes that preemptively warned that I better not ignore them. "All these bitches think they're hot shit and that it's ok to just ignore me rather than reply to my well thought out message. Don't be a dumb, selfish bitch and take a minute to send a response, ok?"…

Nah, an apology would have ended at "I'm really sorry" but ohhh no! He had to go on and explain himself. No, darling. Don't do that. Apologize, recognize that you blew your shot, and move on, possibly after learning something.

I am 99.9999999999999% sure that I have interacted with this particular prick. I know lots of dudes are like this, but there is a serious level of familiarity in the tone.

Also once again look how low the bar is set for women to be labeled lunatics. (This relates to my rant about how little it takes to be called a man-hater the other day.) Not replying to a message makes a woman a lunatic with malicious motives. Think about what it takes for men to be considered lunatics, and how even…

Nope. Anybody who takes their issue out on you in that way does not deserve your time or your respect, since they obviously didn't give you theirs. The "sorry I was outright and specifically rude and mean to you in particular, I was going through some other shit and I chose to dump it on you" is not an apology, and…

This is pretty much the norm on OKCupid. I once had a guy message me 3 HOURS after his initial message, asking me "Can you offer me a decent explanation as to why a woman would not message back a man like me?"

Longtime lurker here, not a troll. I have to post because the OK Cupid guy with the epic list of impossible demands (http://jezebel.com/this-is-the-mo…) is still online and he liked me!!!! Despite me being a real live human being and thus not at all what he's looking for.

The fedora is strong with this one. M'lady.

Not an apology, dude. That was an excuse. Way to fail. Maybe next time you won't make the same mistake, but I doubt it.

He didn't own it — he dodged it. He's not being named, let alone publicly shamed. Nobody can identify the guy from this.

I've been playing the dating game a long time, and if a woman doesn't respond to me immediately I don't freak out. I wait, and then send another message the next day, usually in the vein of "Hello!" or "Good morning/afternoon!" and if they don't respond for a couple days then I move on. No big deal.