FWIW, I'll be telling my daughter:

I can only hope that my corpse gets handled by Lohan.

Over half the group classes offered at my Gold's gym are cycling classes of some kind or another. Can someone tell me why they are so popular? Is it for people who just can't get themselves to do effective cardio without someone yelling at them, or is there actually something super beneficial about it? Asking in…

I liked the meme made from that, "Only one of these is a convicted felon". Classic.

It was hard to pick either one.

My fav Martha moment with one of my other favs:

I think we actually are regressing. Race relations, women's issues... everything.

Fucks given - 0

I feel you on that. This Cliche Must Die will be subsequent concert tour title.

I heard that if you say Lena Dunham's name 3 times while looking in the mirror your Twitter account gets optioned by HBO.

As a big assed white girl, J-Lo was a fucking GODSEND to myself esteem. As was Sir Mixalot.

Um, did you miss the part where I put "blame" in bold? I'm raging that Vogue thinks J. Lo might need to be BLAMED for popularizing a perfectly natural body feature, as though it is a bad thing.

You better have skinny legs and a skinny waist to go with that big ass though, or else GTFO, right?

I don't know a single person who subscribes. Even at my dr's office I never find it. I'm having a really hard time understanding how they can afford to pay their EIC the million dollar salary.

I used to sign up for the "3 free issues!" or whatever for the perfume ads. They used to take up half the magazine. I loved to subscribe with phony names.

K.

Honest question — why does anyone read or subscribe to Vogue, other than while waiting for a medical professional? It's this five-pound brick of once-happy trees that stinks up your house and is full of insipid corporate cheerleading and images that make you feel bad about yourself.

Jeez, the only way this article could be whiter is if they left the page blank.

Jennifer Lopez, and Nicki Minaj win. Every. Single. Time. Boom.

but what makes someone fantastic in bed!? I mean, everything comes down to the same thing.