He's a skid mark in underwear that have tags in them.

In response to the nail polish article, I got into a very long and detailed argument with someone who insisted that women should practice drinking alcohol privately until they were able to train themselves to tell the difference between a single and a double that has been secretly handed to them.

" They should be told that"

Of all the things said to cause rape, which one actually causes rape?

I'm starting a new public campaign "Stop The Olds From Talking Out Loud Near Microphones"

The only way to stop a good guy who plans to rape is a good right hook? Wayne LaPierre he is not. But, yes, the "only" way is a good punch to the nose from a sober woman. If only the fact that this is too absurd to pass the laugh test meant that no one would believe it.

There is a serious lack of female rage gifs, folks.

Without making the victims responsible for what happens, one of the groups that have to be trained not to drink in excess are women. They need to be in a position to punch the guys in the nose if they misbehave.

We have to be "trained?" Ugh.

How about we just teach our sons that too drunk to say no is not the same thing as saying yes?

OF COURSE! Punching them in the nose! Why didn't every rape victim ever think of that? Rapists: they're just like sharks, the cheeky little fuckers.

I admired the calm explanations that Aniston and Diaz have given to the press about why they're Awful Barren Childless Wastes at their oh-so-advanced age— but it was Mirren's short sharp takedown that REALLY says what we're thinking.

The WORST. If she had been currently married/dating another celebrity man, they would've gone for that, but since she's single, they just groped in the absolutely least-respectful way possible. God forbid she gets acknowledged as herself.

I get really excited about female celebrities who don't have children. As a childfree-by-choice woman, I still feel like a freakshow. But when famous women speak out (love you Helen Mirren!), it helps to normalize that life option a little bit more to the masses.

BRAD PITT'S EX-WIFE?!

This is why I rolled my eyes when she wrote that ~deep~ letter about how now she cares about racism because her child is half black. It was just a publicity stunt. She wanted people to think she was more than just a vapid narcissistic moron. She's been dating African American men since she was 14. If she couldn't…

Yeah, only dudes under 25. Or insanely immature dude-bros. My roommate is a 33 year old dude and he's not grossed out by periods.

Fellowology is a saint. He got a last minute red eye flight and two days off of work to fly across the country to take care of me during my medical abortion. I was in so much pain, and he sat next to my bed all day, making sure I had what I needed. He's the most wonderful man who's ever lived, and I am so blessed…

Only men under 25 or so find periods disgusting. My boyfriend's reaction is just, "I'm sorry you're in pain." Frowny face.

Easiest case in the world to find a sympathetic judge/jury I'd bet.