I'm so confused. Why is this brilliant? Look at some of the comments here, "I made it my goal to learn to twerk by the end of the summer!" and "I tried to pose like that and hurt my hip! LOL!" Isn't that kind of what Taylor Swift was doing? Trying to dance like that and making fun of the fact she looks like a total…

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positives: Nicki's makeup, the background booty shakers and Nicki's ass

He could have said "I am not going to marry you."

I like my salad un-dressed. I mean, completely no dressing. Weird, I know but I actually like the taste of salad vegetables. I add oil and vinegar to please my family but in a restaurant, I ask for dressing on the side and then ignore it. I don't want to show up in Kitchenette as a weird restaurant customer who…

During my time as a server, Ranch Abuse (that's a perfect term) caused me to develop a full-on phobia of the stuff. I once watched someone pour four or five ramekins of ranch on a perfectly good spaghetti dish and eat it. Inside my head, I was screaming so loudly.

WHY WOULD YOU MIX RANCH WITH YOUR SWEET TEA OH MY GOD.

Many of the hair-trigger super-responders on Facebook are of the clueless variety. 'Satire' is something they wear. You'd need a much more blatant advisory to stop Oblivia de Havilland and Sir Laurence Oblivier from embarrassing themselves.

Yeah, I give it a week until they come up with to convert it into a way to watch porn.

2 weeks? I give it 2 days, tops.

Also, some 15 year old is going to come up with an app that breaks this within 2 weeks.

I had the kind of mom who should not have had access to an app like this one. I'm feeling queasy, and I'm grown and my mom is deceased. Not everyone's mom is a good mom.

I think "War Machine" is a perfect distillation this guy's utterly appalling nature into words. He is a one man atrocity.

I need some new Gluten Free/Casein Free/Dairy free/Soy free,Chick pea flour free recipes! Something a picky little eater would like.

I just pop those kid cards in the shredder.

I know that no one can "turn you gay," but damn, if anyone could, it would be this guy.

I'd also accept calling him 'Shit Head'

Lezbehonest, I'm just sitting back here, throwing shade, sipping my truth tea, with the smug satisfaction, that it's not Adam and Eve, nor Adam and Steve, but a Madam and Eve. Oh the sweet irony...

Same. I don't want children and will not be having them so when I get xmas cards accompanied by photos of that person's children, I will send back pictures of my cat. In a santa hat.