I'm waiting for the "Angie Agrees to be Surrogate for Jen" headline.

How often do men commit Munchhausen by proxy? I've only read of women doing this to their children/assorted people they're responsible for. I'm sure there's a lot of complex chemical imbalances in the brain and sciencey things I don't know about, but are women more effected by this because our worth is often…

And accused of ignorance as well. Like we remember the names of the characters of every book we read in the 1990's.

What I'd like to know is, how long will the tabloids keep up the speculation? Until she's 60?

Definitely since 2007, at least.

How long has Jennifer Aniston been pregnant? 2 years now?

"The Color Purple" isn't an actual answer to the question. When I heard the reference, I immediately thought of the Alice Walker book - but I've actually read the damn thing, know exactly who the character Harpo is, and the reference *still* doesn't make a damned bit of sense at all.

damn, i prefered when i didn't get it. thank you for explaining. is this more of that "4chan Summer Camp" crap i've been seeing all over?

It's unreal that people are getting accused of being racists for not getting a movie/book reference.

More like 50 degrees.

First of all, no one even knows what harpo means. Basically to me it just looks like 'Oprah' spelled backwards. Also, if you took 60 seconds to read Instagram's privacy policy, you should probably know that you basically have no rights to your photographs that you publicly post. If you look up 'Harpo" in the urban…

No, the lesson is DON'T SHARE EVERYTHING PUBLICLY.

This isn't even near the worst of what's out there. A girl I'm friends with found her kids pictures taken and then captioned with child pornography. These people tell fucking disgusting stories in the comments section with random kid pictures they find. It's fucking weird and gross. But, Instagram will do nothing…

Of course people here will call me an asshole over my stance on this. Jezebel despises the notion of personal responsibility, and the notion that people's stupid decisions and poor judgment can contribute to bad things happening to them, even if other people are the more direct cause of the bad things happening to…

She wasn't, she was being dumb and posting pictures of her children on the internet where anyone could take and reappropriate them for any purpose. She obviously wasn't thinking. Do you routinely defend the stupid against the predictable consequences of their actions?

It sounds like it's "The Color Purple" but I'm glad I wasn't the only one who thought of the Marx Brothers. I was like, "These girls look nothing like Groucho and Chico."

I kind of don't understand parents that freak out over every little thing concerning their kids, yet there are 3,000 pictures of their kids online with their name and sundry other details about them. I could probably figure out the entire weekly schedules and locations of some kids based on the posting habits of some…

If you don't want people on the Internet to see and have access to pictures of your kids, probably don't put pictures of your kids on the Internet

"virginia woman finds out about the internet"