A rant about food? I FIND THIS RELEVANT TO MY INTERESTS!

Thanks. Tea. Tea all over my keyboard via my nasal passages.

This sista says:

Never had a good experience there. I've only been once. My fish was overcooked, as was my husband's lobster.

Because we all have a line of suitors who want to marry, love and protect us from other men.

I had to order mine on Amazon and they ended up sending me George Will. I think they got their warehouses screwed up.

Never mind that the article reinforces the stereotype of Woman As Property.

It's also pretty offensive against couples that decide not to have children, like a man who doesn't have a child isn't a good person.

A smaller secondary point to the one you raised: I also found this really reductive and insulting to men who are married, have children and are not abusive monsters. The implication that the only reason they're caring and loving spouses and fathers is because of a government contract is pretty gross.

Okey doke, I'll just head down to the husband store and pick one up. Because we all have a line of suitors who want to marry, love and protect us from other men.

Thank you.

Yiss, yiss, yiss. This post is annoying me. The white outrage makes me want to hurl.

Holy shit 100% this, I saw the picture and immediately I thought Cleopatra

We call it back bacon, or peameal, thankyouverymuch. *huff*

The wigs scream Cleopatra/ancient Egyptian, don't they?

I was reading the first couple of paragraphs of this piece, thinking to myself, "But… mummies. They're mummies. Why do they have to be members of any race? Presumably, their skin has decomposed by now."

Yeah, I'm a black woman and I can't even work up any outrage over this.

I though Miley's story was going to end with her twerking with her tongue out on the Selena cut-out, now I'm highly disappointed.

If someone sketched out and stitched a cute needlepoint like that for me, I'd be their best friend.

No apologies; I love Taylor Swift. You do you, Taylor. I loves it.