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His math is really hurting my soul. I mean he's already an obnoxious misogynistic douchebag, but then he goes and furthers it with atrocious arithmetic.

My head hurts from trying to follow the mental gymnastics he's doing to bolster his nonsensical point and also from banging my head against my desk 17 times just now.

"...Calvin Harris, who makes bleepy-bloopy noises on a laptop professionally..."

The fact that the whole premise is contrived and dumb.

I believe that I may have found him

This always happens in any murder that is committed by children. They loved violent videogames, they drew violent pictures, they watched a horror film, they have goth parents...

I'm only a few episodes into the new season but there was a Suzanne-centric episode and it was reaaaally good.

#notallguineapigs

That's what I don't get. It would be one thing if she decided all on her own, "Hell yeah I'm the person to stand in for this legend." But she didn't. If Dave and Krist are OK with it, who the hell are we to judge?

They made a good choice. She seems to be pretty fucking on the ball for 17, and clearly miles ahead of her peers.

"non-lothario guinea pig who refuses to leave cage watches from afar, then logs onto chat room to complain about how female guinea pigs only like assholes"

How the world sees Rodney:

The thought of Iggy Azalea lecturing anyone on "appropriateness".

Seems like the only people who can give Lorde shade for performing with the surviving members of Nirvana are...the surviving members of Nirvana who obvs wanted her to sing with them. Their music transcends age.

Dear Lorde,

Laura and I are coordinating my pickup (she is at airport, I am in air) and can't get this to load but I told her about the comments and she said this:

I'm so glad I can listen to LDR as a 27yo and not a 17yo.....she would have been fuel on my stupid-ass fire.

Shut up, honky.

I fucking love it and her entire stance/poses are rife with confidence and pride in how she looks. That's pretty empowering to me. I look at these pictures and ya I see her ass crack and her nipples which might be "inappropriate" and "regressive" to some but her entire being, her spirit is just screaming BAD ASS