How bout a "So you've just procreated, have you considered cheating on your partner yet?" button.
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Are you actually defending this guy? Bold move.
I hope to hell she ended up with the hot dude who actually appreciates EVERY aspect of her.
I disagree, because at the point where it was made VERY clear that his girlfriend would be unhappy in this relationship, it was clear they wanted different things. Its not a relationship when one person is so clearly emotionally distraught and your "dick feelings" take precedence over the emotional pain you are…
He's lost her. He doesn't know it yet but he has. Game over dude.
I know there's a "happy ending" to all this, but this made me very sad:
Totally. It especially does not surprise me given they're on Fetlife. It's the OP's cluelessness re: his own girlfriend's appeals that made it so LOLOMGWTFRUFK to me.
"An anonymous dude is very upset that, after he maneuvered his "big girl" girlfriend into an open relationship so he could score with mad babes, she's getting loads more dates than him."
Happy Monday! Let's all celebrate the new week with a little sweet justice, in the form of a tale of woe plucked…
Maybe you should do a Kickstarter campaign to fund this. I would buy a slice of that.
This is how I picture that time in your life. One. big. dark. room.
I had to look her up because I hadn't heard of her and holy shit, she's Simone's doppelganger:
Was taking care of you when you had the flu so taxing that your mother was trying to get you to kill yourself? I mean for Jesus' sake, if you'd just added Requiem for a Dream and Dancer in the Dark in there you wouldn't have survived that spring break.
And how Yoko broke up the Beatles.
Well at least until last week of Dec when the year round up happens.
Never!
Does this mean we can move on now?
Appropriate response is appropriate.