Also your life is not a movie.

I squee-d when I saw that Kill Bill was added to Netflix streaming. I haven't watched it in a long time.

Or emotionally wrecked. I can't watch it a second time. It was too painful the first time.

"OMG I'M GOING TO FIND AN ARTICLE FROM 2008 AND USE IT TO DERAIL THE CONVERSATION BECAUSE I TOTES ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT DOMESTIC VIOLENCE TOWARD MEN!"

If you've never ever had a conversation with a woman that wasn't about a man in your entire life, that would be incredibly impressive.

I don't see how. The test sets a ridiculously low bar, and yet the film industry produces a depressing small number of films that pass it.

I think you need both.

Yes, WHERE IS THE PROOFREADER???

Did Jezebel just recommend a Woody Allen film to me? And one based on a book by James Franco?

Shouldn't there be an exception to the rule if a female character like Veronica Mars talks about men she's investigating instead of men as romantic targets?

Husbands and Wives

Guys, check out this awesome movie I just saw. You're gonna love it! It's got these two dudes in it, right? And they both have actual names. And sometimes they talk to each other. And sometimes, get this, they even talk to each other about things other than women! It's called Every Movie Ever Made.

and you can't beat Uma Thurman in Kill Bill.

Boys dont cry........................ will leave you in tears.

A League of Their Own is one of my favorite movies. I can't wait to see Belle. I'm a sucker for gothic era films.

In showgirls the girls talk about chips, burritos, doggy chow, versace and whether they like having nice tits. Wins the bechdel test.

I don't make jokes at the expense of victims. You do. Therefore, you are an asshole. How fucking hard is it for you to understand?

This is everything. I cannot stop laughing.

Well, I suppose it's not too early to start drinking. I want to forget I live on this planet.