Yes, and whenever Jezebel has to explain to us why something matters, I know the answer is "because we want to continue writing a million speculative and unnecessary posts about it."

Yeah, sure. But then how will people know how above-it-all I am? Jeez.

does jez still worship her? shes not a good person at all.

I for one believe Beyoncé has become the mask she used to wear.

It's beneficial to bloggers who get paid based on clicks.

Thank you! She's a master manipulator, she used to go on and on about her privacy until there were no hit singles for 4, then Tumblr pics overload! I dislike the worship, she's a great artist but she's not perfect, no one is. ::countdown till Beyonce sideeyeing gif is posted as a reply::

I think it's pretty shitty of someone (famous or not) to just stand their while their sister assaults their husband. It's even shittier to continue this passive aggressive tirade on the internet. Is this not considered a form of domestic violence? Oh but it's ok since Beyonce is involved.

It took very little effort.

"So what's so fascinating here?"

Yeah they make a cute couple.

All of this Bey-Z drama has caused me to realize that I am way too invested in people whose music I don't care too much for, and whom I will never know personally.

I thought that was Asap Rocky, and I knew the girl looked familiar. So thanks for sorting that out for me. Dude, I remember when Chanel Iman was like 14/15. I feel old now.

It's them pretty mothahfuckahs!

The US is not good for anyone not wealthy at this point.

Who would have thought that countries that have affordable child care, single payer health care and actual maternity leave would rank the best. Rock on Finland, Norway and Sweden. You guys just seem to get everything right. Like always.

Everyone calm down. This woman is going to get her comeuppance. I'm pretty sure the IRS is taking notes. Getting paid "off the books?" Gifts of Bentleys and 1.8MM condo? You have to report those things. One thing about 'Merica, you don't fuck with the Tax Man.

Sterling is, so maybe it's for him.

She does not come off as very bright, eh? Not that it takes much intelligence to sleep with an old rich dude, I suppose. I'm never shocked to find out that associates of awful people are also awful themselves (re his wife), but I don't know that it has much to do with the scandal du jour. It's not like she is running…

I think she plays that racial ambiguity thing to the hilt. I'm surprised she doesn't have a bindi on her head.