FYI, being a member of SAG does not make you a member of the Academy. SAG is a union. The Academy is a private club that invites people who's work "must represent an unusually high level of quality and distinction".

Seriously, wtf was up with Jim Carrey? You're not hosting, dude, and no one wants to see your poor Bruce Dern impersonation. Just present and gtfo.

Cory was a TV actor, it makes sense that he wasn't included.

Yeah, they didn't need Bette Midler. I also would've cut the Wizard of Oz segment, the weird monologue by Jim Carrey, and some of Ellen's antics—all for time.

Seriously. And on Jez no less. What a bunch of meangirls.

I'm with you. I think Jennifer Lawrence genuinely seems like a cool girl. I love how Jezebel couldn't fawn over her enough last year, then apparently decided she wasn't so great anymore, and now it's J-law snark all the time. So how long does Lupita have before everyone decides they're over her? Who's next on the cool…

I'm going to go against the grain a bit and start the JLaw-backlash-backlash. I don't think she's faking it at all, I think she's genuinely kind of clumsy and silly and on the subject of things being silly I think it's kind of silly that we as a society of tv-watching people tolerated a famous person being down to…

I need this ring! He has great looking hands too!

Snoop Dog is the best. That is all. Carry on.

OH MY GOD ITS SO GROSS.

nah, these kinda of couplings to me feel kinda like when you put too much sugar in your coffee. yeah im not jelly :p

Are we all ignoring the fact that they look like siblings? They practically have the same face.

but we're all entitled to our own religious beliefs

Maybe, maybe not, but it's no excuse.

This made me laugh out loud in the library, and I got some looks. I want to share this comment with them so they get it, but you know, mixed company and all that ...

Have you seen the kids names? There is a Jinger (pronounced Ginger).

Also, I don't get all the god snark. Yeah she's a fundi, but we're all entitled to our own religious beliefs.

Poor Jim Bob. He fucks her crosseyed, gives her a shitload of children, and yet the main man in her life is STILL Jesus.

"6. Jim Bob. It's hard to not feel sexy when someone is constantly trying to impregnate you."