"My Butt Won't Stop Growing!"

Not muffin top.

Someone is actually highlighting the tabloids, like they're doing proper research.

Wouldn't it be great if all the bachelor contestants just quit one by one? I would watch that finale. Juan Pablo left hanging as the two last ladies join arms and stroll off into the night, without him.

She is too good for him.

I thought that quote was awkward because she was about to say, "...so I could just be really excited to be here and not worry as much about whether this is the right guy for me," and she realized she'd be describing all of her castmates and calling them dumb on TV. So she just bailed on it mid-sentence.

Man, can I date Sharleen?

That description just literally made me recoil in real life. Euuuurrrgh.

It also appears that every single cartoon person in this animation is white. Like, SUPER white. Granted, with drawings like this, it's easy for things to be pretty ambiguous, race-wise, but I'm pretty confident that those are ALL white people.

Once again I feel like mainstream magazines don't know how to light and do makeup on brown skinned women (See Kerry Washington atrocious Lucky cover). Ri looks totally washed out, what is up with all the redness around her mouth -not on the lips but the surrounding skin, why isn't she wearing lip stick or at least a…

Plum Sykes' writing sucks. And so does the TNT column; WORST.

I was just coming on here to say that the covers have become boring and predictable.

I just love that THIS is how they choose to illustrate "man willing to sacrifice to get sex."

Does anybody remember back when vogue used to be ok to read? Back when there were models on the covers and the stories were more than vapid celebrity or socialite navel gazing. Vogue used to have great article about artists and political figures. And a cool food column—is that still there?

Can we talk about this photo? How is this the one they picked for the cover? She looks disheveled and like they caught her in the first half second of a yawn or sneeze. If you follow the link and look at the slideshow, literally every other picture of her puts this one to shame. My personal pick for the cover…

I'd rather be single than with a douche bag who thinks ladies are only worthwhile under 30.

The men who consider women over 30 to be expired are not men I'd ever want to date... I'd rather be single than with a douche bag who thinks ladies are only worthwhile under 30.

You don't think it's shallow to reduce your mate to a womb? Boy, have I got some bad news for you.

I know right. This article is so obviously ( offensive ? ) ( ridiculous? ) in it's view of women that it barely needs commenting on. Personally as a guy in his mid 30's year women in their twenties are OK to have casual sex with I suppose, as are women my own age. As far as dating/ marriage goes a women in her 30's…

This is my problem with the marriage!! culture (for lack of a better word). Two of my best friends, who happened to be married to one another, like to poke fun at the fact that they both turned 30 right after significant events in their dating lives (he after they first met, she after they married). It's ridiculous…