I prefer your theory :)

So with you on this. Was just coming here to say this but you said it way better and with lolz :)

Riiiiiight?! It's along the lines of "why didn't this bother you before?!"

I don't celebrate Christmas and have a hard time with all the songs played ad nasueum during November and December but shit if this song isn't the only one that matters this season.

Is that an Ed Hardy Special Edition?

Since we're talking about Douche Apparel, I saw something today that will sustain me for years to come. I was on the bus going to work and we were stopped at a red light. This neckbeard on a bike wearing a fedora blew through the crosswalk almost knocking down an old woman then proceeded to yell something at her but…

I want to move to the Yoga State please

I want to tattoo Piers Morgan's crows feet.

Jesus Fucking Christ that's evil.

No worries at all, I'm not offended. I know how awful holiday time with family can be. The absolute worst holiday I experienced was back home with my father, his gf and my sister last xmas. It fucked me up so bad, I went home feel suicidal for the rest of the winter which lead into my doubling-down on my substance…

His face is perfectly punchable.

And she's a fellow Ferguson police office as well. You can't write this fucked-up bullshit. That kid is either gonna join North West and say "fuck these assholes" or absorb his parents fuckery.

I'm a recovering addict and alcoholic and can't advise that but if you feel you need to, and believe me I have heavily medicated in the past which worked at the time, do what you need to in order to survive :)

HELL TO THE YES. Would buy everything if it is anti-frump.

Knowing that you are in the world makes my Tay-filled heart feel safer xo

The fam situation - I FEEL THIS. You can do it. Stay strong. Take breaks, take a walk, take a breath. My safe place is in the bathroom when I feel terrorized. The frequent breaks are a big help. I've gotten good at anticipating a sniper comment and bolting to another room, going to the bathroom. Get out before it goes…

Don't feel bad, the motherfucker duped a lot of people. My old babysitter said that her best friend was his roommate back in the early 90's and she thought he was the biggest creep ever. She said she wanted to shower every time he looked at her.

DAMN, I work so close but not close enough to take my lunch break, get some nice dinner theater justice and dash back to work.

Lololol I highly doubt that.

Thank you so much!