I'd be lying if I said she hasn't considered it.

I call bull-to-the-shit. My 55 year old, 5 foot nothing mother is a correctional officer in adult. She carries no weapons on her at work and subdues 300 pound men in blind rages by herself without harming OR killing them. Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining (S/O to Judge Judy).

I'm a recovering alcoholic and haven't touched the stuff in 79 days. What the fuck do I do?????!!!!!

Holy shit is that ever the truth!

Woooord. I'm all about your explanation.

I loved her in that episode. She played the best angsty teen

Oh man, this must have burned Tay. I love her but was thinking about how, considering how much of an idol Micthell is for her, that this must have hurrrrrt (if she really wanted to act in this role).

The last tweet begins with "bro" and I don't need to read it to know that it's 100% bullshit.

These words, this face. I need this LOL

Ugh, I am so disappointed with Bette. I used to respect her but now she just seems bitter and desperate to stay relevant. The line in the sand for me was when she jumped on the mouth-breather band-wagon and made the same tired Taylor Swift joke about not taking dating advice from her. Booooerns, Bette. Boooerns.

I live up in Canada working not far from where a man in need of mental health help was killed by a cop on a streetcar. That fucker was charged BUT this excessive use of force by cops, ESPECIALLY with respect to black people, has got to fucking stop. My mom is a 5 foot nothing correctional officer trained in various…

I want to believe that when that motherfucker dies, he's gonna HAVE TO look at what he did, how it affected everyone and deal with THAT in the afterlife. If not sooner. This belief of mine helps me when I am faced with how little justice there is in this piece of shit world.

Fuck this guy, I see nothing. NOTHING. My cheeks are redder than this after a gentle wash with some fucking Cetaphil. Ugh. Get the fuck off my lawn, murderer!

I'm pretty addicted to social media and the goings-on of the internet but who the hell is this pasty woman?

That right there is a mini grocery store in someone's house. She wins the internetz today.

YES! I want to do a presentation in front of a bunch of execs at work then smear my lipstick while looking at them dead in the eye.

I totally feel that! I'm getting to be one of the olds and if I danced like that I'd probably throw my back out...and both hips lol

I freaking lovvvvvvvve Lorde's dancing. She's straight-channeling from somewhere unearthly and celestial. Watching her perform is to witness someone being themselves 100% and being inspired to throw your body around like that and say, "fuck all ya'll, I'm gonna be myself so hard right now". And the lipstick smear at…

Word. All I thought when I say Hayden's pic above was (and this is because I have back problems without being pregnant), "Damn, her poor back must hurt! Someone get her a lounge chair and some palm fronds waved over her. Stat!"

Ya that's just bad manners. And she also looks really big not only because durr, she's pregnant but because she's shorter. Pregnancy looks different on short and tall women not to mention taking into account the size of the baby. My mum who is shorter than average was big with my sister and me and we were both 7 lbs…