Oh man, I work with a girl who got hers permanently tattooed on and they are the weirdest shade I have ever seen - somewhere between grey and purple. I can't help but stare at them when I talk to her. I feel bad, but it also helps that she's a nasty individual.

My mother protected my brows the way some parents protect their daughter's virginity. She said, "Some day, child, those brows will be back in a big way. And learn from my mistake" as she lifted her bangs to show me her over-plucked brows. And she was right.

I feel this so hard. I used to have rage issues in high school and no one except my sister was able (or courageous enough) to wake me up in the morning. She opened the door one time, told me it was time to get up and I bolted upright with the ferocity of Linda Blair about to projectile-vomit pea soup and screamed "GET…

I feel that, my little dude is very stingy with the snugs but used to be all over me when he was a kitten. They grow up so fast! *Sniff*

Jim Bob looks like he's in pain trying to fantasize about someone else...maybe Bob Jim...

The whole stress ball thread is making me lol so hard...totally pulled me out of a bad mood :)

This is love and your cat is adorbs :)

Oh this beauty is a keeper. [saves to desktop]

This site loves to shit on Taylor.

Thanks, me too. I'm surprised I'm pretty mentally quick as well.

I could totally see myself proposing. I think it would be way more exciting, esp. if we had discussed it and my partner was secure with non-traditional gender roles.

My best friend had, in my opinion, the loveliest proposal. She and her fiance are the sweetest couple and when you hang out with them it's like hanging out with two friends and not some attached-at-the-hip couple who make you uncomfortable. They went on a hike last thanksgiving and he had hollowed out a walnut, put…

Same here. I would like to think that my life partner would know me enough AND care about me enough to consider how to ask that question. Ideally I would like to do it, just us, no cameras or videos, in like, Ireland or some magical place in the woods. That's it. Private and quiet. But that's me, and loud and in…

Totally. I am all about the private proposal. The most "public" a proposal I can accept is in front of our friends and/or family after we've discussed spending our lives together and want to get married (I'm not sure I do). I think public proposals are tacky and a bit exhibitionist, but to each their own.

No, 1 is too fat as well. We need to be in the negatives now. Isn't there a size -2 or some shit?

I'm only savvy with Paint but here you go, complete with Bub as your chauffeur because, well, it's the internetz.

You got it!

I only ever flip through the September issue when I'm at the library and notice it on the shelf. I find that when I do, I zone out while flipping and realize that 45 pages in, I still haven't come to the Editor's Letter which is usually at the front. It's like travelling on a straight flat road with the same scenery…

And ads with supermodels that have unattainable figures wearing clothes nobody can afford. Don't forget that 95% of the magazine is ads.

The girl who lives in the coach house behind my place and with whom I share a mailbox subscribes to it. I know this because I dropped the behemoth that is the September issue on my foot this year. Fucker is heavy.