ZOMG I cannot wait for more Abby and Ilana.

You are a GD national treasure and should be protected in an internet pope-mobile xo

Frankly, if you don't have a kid, that shit is boooooooring

They totally do, it's this nice soothing feeling and I sometimes find myself holding one in my hand and massaging the squishy part while zoning out. Kinda like a colourful stress ball.

ABSOLUTELY TRUE STORY with several witnesses: when I was two years old, my parents took me to a maple-syrup making party (they were hippies and we lived in the deep Northern Ontario country). At dinner, I was toddling around on the floor and someone left a half-empty bottle of Tia Maria next to their chair. Allegedly…

With that said, isn't Mac into heroin? He does not look good.

Word. I feel like him having sex with a dude woulda been way hotter.

He looks like he's in pain and totally uncomfortable.

Meh. I don't feel the chemistry, or the acting. Looks forced.

I'm 32, we use these at work in our office kitchen dishwasher and I'd be lying if I said I didn't want to bite into it every time it's my turn to run the washer. And I know it tastes like poison.

Same. The men who harrass me are exclusively old white men.

You can't steal a person.

Yes. Those fuckers are next-level vicious and in grade school/middle school I used to get physical beaten exclusively by boys while the teachers looked away.

It's everywhere. I have lived in a variety of cities in Canada (Calgary, Ottawa, Kingston, Toronto), including a couple small towns in Northern Ontario and a short stay in London (UK) and this shit happens every.single.place.

TW: sexual harrassment slur (real life example)

Rafael Barba and his suspenders need to join them. Mmmmmm fiesty Barba.

One of my all-time fav gifs. That guy would legit win at life in a horror film.

GODDAMMIT DANDY. That idiot is working my last nerve.

I'm sorry in advance.

I know one child who can be taken anywhere. They are quiet and they amuse themselves without needing to be the center of attention or annoying as fuck. The parents are cool too.