Ew "coochie"

My parents didn't have a word for penis, they just said 'penis' but they wouldn't say vagina to my sister and I. They used 'bunny'. In hindsight it's pretty telling of the bullshit society we live in where we have to sanitize words for female body parts. I cannot look at a rabbit and call it anything other than…

The commentary ("nailing", "laying pipe to the hottest redhead with the biggest tits") - jesus fucking christ. Barrrrrf. Barf all over everything.

How does one star this comment more than once?!

LOLOLOL I don't give a fuck about the weather. Making less than my male colleagues takes the cake for what I'm pissed off about 365 days of the year.

Dan Schneider SHUUUUUDDER That piece of shit is a straight-up pedo. I puke in my mouth anytime I see a picture of him.

Its like he remembers things the way he wants them to be, not the way they actually are.

Its like he remembers things the way he wants them to be, not the way they actually are.

No clue dude, I just read it somewhere and in this world, anything is possible, especially when your image isn't unique (rip-off of JLo/Mariah) and you're vying for success among other musicians. Insecurity will drive people to do all sorts of effed up shit.

I heard a rumour somewhere that she sent death threats to other singers through her publicist. If that's true, jesus fucking christ, the Bieber-tude is strong with this one.

"What is an 'Ariana Grande'? Is that a new drink at Starbucks?" - my mom lololol

This is new info? Jesus christ.

We need a Kickstarter for sure!

God, it all makes so much sense why I was so obsessed with dolphins when I was a teenager and loved all the "bad boys" (aka. douche bags).

You can literally hear the shit that will be said later. The silence is deafening at the end.

Can this be a reality show? I would watch that (cue everyone the people that think that, by our finding this is hilarious, that we're bitter about marriage/weddings/engagements...nope, not even close, I just find the whole lot boring as hell).

I am bored senseless by marriage, wedding and engagements but this is interesting...in its misfortune. Well done!

Perfect voice casting is perfect.

That jackass is gonna have to go full-on Face Off and get a whole new body 'cause I don't see him living a long life.