Grrrrrr why is it blurred out?! I guess it needs to be approved.

This is the best I can do until I teach myself how to make a gif:

Someone needs to make a Mortal Combat gif that says "BLOCK HIM!!!!!". Please.

Ya, they can slaughter a ton of people and still get the "mental illness" pat on the head.

They're the same ones who open fire on "bitches who won't fuck me 'cause I'm a Nice Guy™"

I want to marry this comment!

When people ask me why I don't go back to online dating (believe me I've tried but this shit wears you down), I now just email them a bunch of links to these responses.

So clearly he was never really sorry, he was just trying to get her to go on another date with him.

Ewwwwww! Paint over that shit. Something, anything.

Sadly I agree, I'm a McIntosh lover myself. My dad planted an apple tree for each of his kids when we were born and mine was a Mac that died a tragic death after it got some tree illness and it had to be cut down. My brother's tree is the only one that still stands and I swear I have never eaten a tastier apple!

Whuuuttt? They ARE delicious...once you scrape off the inch thick layer of wax lol

Co-sign.

"baby belly" sounds like "beer belly" lol

Seriously, that's what I said I was doing.

U2 is like that fucking douche whose face you don't even want to look at let alone hear words come out of it's mouth. That's my ire about it being in my library. I can't stand the sight of it tainting my chosen music so I'm working on deleting the songs.

That always makes me laugh!

Christmas and it's fucking entitled pushiness is the white people of holidays - completely ignorant of any other holidays and entitled to start whoring it's wares and beliefs when it wants to. Get in line Christmas! It's Halloween's time to shine!

My sexual education began in segregated roman catholic separate school where sex was coded as "a special hug between a man and wife" (BARFFFFF) so my hippie parents remedied that (at least my mom did) by talking to us about masturbation as a healthy practice of knowing how to please yourself first, dolling out various…

Welp. Another product to boycott.

IN FLIPS FLOPS TOO! Get it girl. She just kept going and going. I love this!